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DNA will find a way. A real man can not look at a beautiful woman and not believe in god. |
The Short List People do not have a problem with public transportation, they take elevators all the time. |
Zeke after hours: |
A real world 50 MW
plant is getting 1 megawatt per acre from the sun.
Humans were dancing before they were talking.
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[describing the ladies at
light] Movie stars, Porn Stars, Million Dollar Wives, and Thousand dollar
hookers. Ignorance is not stupidity. It just means nobody has been kind enough to teach you yet. |
| Godless Societies
always Fail
Humans need the three
Y's: familY |
Legalizing Prostitution is a health issue. Zero
AIDS cases where legal. 138 HIV positive from street busts in one year. ...more
Law enforcement is beginning to realize that many prostitutes are slaves, in need of rescue from the slavers. ...more |
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Good sex is as
important as good nutrition.
Threesomes: MFM is the only
sensible way to go because of female jealousy. One of the girls is gonna
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The Circus is always in town
in VEGAS.
This font is too darn small. Give me a $1 McDonalds
hamburger over Bellagio Buffet in cost-per-calorie. |
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December 20, 2005 Dale K. Downing "DK," assures me that as soon as we find a guitar he is gonna knock my sox off with riffs from beyond. Stay tuned for the results of the guitar search. EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeek: 44, 582 processes tried to steal a password today. Info i am sure my FBI neighbors will be intetrested in. my socks are still on, great talent... needs polish. I wish i had the time to be Cl tom.
December 15, 2004 December 7, 2004 December 6, 2004 November 29. 2004 I visited a few pay sites and most of what i have seen is appalling from both a technical quality and content quality standpoint. The technical quality of the photos is very low, both the low resolution and overcompression, and the content is... well, guys, what you see on porn tapes and websites is not making love. So i set out to accomplish two things. 1. The absolute top resolution available, 2. An attempt to show lovemaking as opposed to just sex. These images are being made available free to members of my new club, the Society of Incredible Nerds. If you are a male nerd, i hope you will click the link and read more about what i am trying to accomplish. Meanwhile, i am spreading the word about my new project here in vegas. Saturday night (really sunday morning) at drais, pornstar brittany starr recognized me and asked if she could be in one of my movies. I have shot three movies so far, and had a rough cut of the third done by thursday... I made a little poster with a few scenes from the movie, and took it to the bellagio to show off. at LIGHT, security saw me showing it off, and banned it. So the POSTER for my movie is already banned in one place. That should drive up the price.! November 8, 2004 I managed to get a new opening to the book. Still a lot more to write, but a few readers have told me thay are starting to get what i am trying to say. I am not into the "how to" parts yet, but hopefully i can help guys get a clue about females. Very tired lately, only went out Saturday night, i did attend two very interesting trade shows. The first was a show for staging technology: sound, lighting, even stage pyro. I got to spend a hour talking to a guy that makes fireworks for stage use, the industry has progressed immeasurably since my days of making and shooting fireworks back in Tampa, Florida in the 60's. I invented a new stage fireworks effect, which for the time being must remain secret. I passed my invention on to the guy i met at the show, i hope he will find time to develop it. I am still working on an improved solar electric cell, a new material arrived, nanocrystalline Si02. October 19, 2004 My best friend LUI says the girl in the photo looks great but i look terrible, *laugh.* I guess i would rather be an ugly guy humping a beautiful woman than a great looking guy humping an ugly woman. October 18, 2004 Probably the most notable event is getting a new camera. It is a Sony DSC-T1 still camera, it can also do mpeg movies. I went in to the store to look at the latest high end 8 Mega pixel cam, to use on my new super-high-resolution adult site, but i fell in love with this smaller one, only 5.1 megapixels, but what a fantastic picture, and the small size makes it perfect for taking to the clubs to get shots of the beautiful ladies dancing with me. If you do not have this camera, be sure to buy one or two a month before before ANY important family event, ans make sure several members of the family learn how to use it.. If possible, please purchase by clicking on the link at the right. I get a few pennies for every dollar you spend on amazon, another way to support your partner in lust.. Above left is a tiny thumbnail of one of the photos from the new camera, the picture was taken Friday night at DRAIS, if you click the thumbnail you can download the full sized image, CAUTION it is 2.4 megs, so it will clog your pipe if you have a slow connection. You can also right-click on the thumb and save the image to your hard drive. If you view the photo in Internet Explorer, it will autosize to fit your browser window, to see the amazing detail, hover over the image and click the yellow expander box. Looking at the picture makes me almost glad to be single again! September 9, 2004 September 5, 2004 the connection was established with Tucson router, but, as of this writing sunday morning, no session can be established. we had a similar problem in the past, and the solution took 10 seconds, once the right person got on the case, i have requested escalation to this guy, hopefully service will be restored today. all this craziness left me too tired to go dancing last night... one of the biggest party nights of the year. Friday night i did manage to get to LIGHT and had a fantastic time dancing. the minute i walked (make that strutted) onto the dance floor, two amazing hotties arranged themselves one straddling each leg and proceeded to hump me quite pleasantly. I have a problem trying to deal with two women at once, whether in bed, on the dance floor, or in a domestic situation. I love every woman and have a problem focusing. i want to give everything i have to the woman i am with, in this particular instance i concentrated on the lady humping my right leg, since i keep my wallet in my left front pocket, and so the left girl was humping my wallet. Heh, i am sure a lot of guys think our wallets are the only thing girls care about, but this was my first recollection of having it used in such an intimate way. September 3, 2004-- this won't have any
context till you read sept 2 entry. Well, I guess we all have 20:20 hindsight. She has my card, maybe she will call. September 2, 2004 A little boppin at caramel, there are no speakers near my spot at FIX so a move might be in order Then down the street. one couple, me and some midwestern hottie. on the dance floor at margaritaville. carnival court, empty tables everywhere. Mcdonalds, the one attched to the north end, $2.15 for dining with a terrace view. One of the terrace tables was occupied only by a a lovely young lady, i asked if i might sit, indicating the furthest seat from her, and she agreed. She was one of those women that makes me believe in god, she was of an ethnicity that i did not recognize, but found out was Romanian. Aristrocracy, no less. Oh. what a wonderful evening i had running through my resume... and she would top everything i said. she professes to be paid by porsche to test drive their cars. FAST. do YOU believe in love at first site? we talked for hours, and i gallantly offered to dump her tray in the clown's mouth for her. The task completed, we walked out together. try as i might, i was unable to convince her to accompany me to either of carnival or margaritavill.. so i said good by to her on that corner. I feel kind bad not hanging with her, be we were already friends by then, and if she needs me she has my number. she told me she was going to make a lot of phone calls. my correct respons would have been to rub her feet while she yackked away with her friends stopped a caramel September 1, 2004
August 31, 2004 Every day at LIGHT is unique. Thursdays are for socializing. Met one of the most beautiful women in vegas, hell, the most beautiful woman in the world at that moment. This is because of proximity. the beauty of a woman increases geometrically with the inverse of the distance. Women are graded on their "P's" prettiness, pride, provocativeness, power, pussy, price... Fill in your own P's please. But proximity oughtweighs all other criteria when it comes to selection for breeding. Anyway she is one of those goddess types, and the manager of the DJ and the Magician at Caramel. She early on expressed an interest in being my manager. She only wants 40%, 10% less than Colonel Tom Parker wanted from elvis. So i don't know how good she is. I offered her 20% and she could fuck me once a week... a bargain in my opinion. Now that i am single, the beautiful women seem to be hearing about it. I hope to have another wife soon... i had better get one soon, i am running out of clean underwear. Friday caramel/light/drais also hung at FIX the new restaurant at the bellagio. I asked for the best spot to hang, and ended up at the far end of the bar, next to the rerst room. This seemed odd, at first, but as the beautiful ladies lined up for the facilities, i understood the value if the location. it also commands a view of the entire restaurant except the big party room. however, girls that are waiting to tinkle are not good subjects for conversation, they prolly already waited too long before they excused themselves and went to get in line. i tried to stick to compassionate grimaces. dancing at light was great, just not saturday. ditto drais SATURDAY.. the reason vegas exists... Saturday night in the club scene is the climax, its the time when the genetic material stays in vegas. Everyone is there to party, and they are the rich and beautiful of the world. From the moment i walked in the door, i was dancing, million dollar babes rubbing them self on me, or getting remote orgasms from my famous dance move, "The Happy Sperm," getting high 5's from the guys... if there is a heaven, it must be kinda like LIGHT. More saturday.. at drais, 2:30 am nothing going on on the dance floor.... and great music!!!! i had the floor to myself for about 15 minutes, then the hotties came out of the woodwork. i swear the place looked empty, and suddenly 10 hotties were on the floor. the party was still going strong at 6:30 when i left Sunday is always a surprise at LIGHT. This week it was a fashion show for playboy leather. Lots of cute models in the latest of 50 years of playboy. Thanks Hugh Hefner i think i have been with you all that time. In those days the only tits you could look at were national geographic at the school library, or a nudist magazine called "Sunshine and Health" full of grandmothers playing volleyball. The show was a hit with the public, and generated greats photos for the new brand to use in their catalogues, etc. I expecially liked the 50th anniversary logo jackets done in 50's Jock letter Jacket style. It was really a flashback generator (oh, the thousands of hits of acid i consumed in the 70 and 80' probably contributed also.) I seem to remember a poodle skirt... but who knows where the flashback kicked in... I am sure the part where i nailed two of the models was just my overactive mind... tho i DID find a thong on my bed this morning
August 18, 2004 Monday there were HUGE thunderstorms in our AZ Beta site, high winds knocked out several power poles. We have an auto-start generator, but the funds for installing it were used for other things, and so i dragged an old hand-me-down hand start generator over to the data center, and pulled fruitlessly on the starter cord for an hour or so. Today i bought new spark plug, fuel filter StaBil gas additive, etc. Hopefully it will start for me. It's raining as i write this, and ill go attempt to get it going as soon as the rain stops. Wal-Mart sold me a new spark plug and a spark plug wrench... unfortunately the wrench is the wrong size... typical Wal-Mart lack of intelligence. I'll need to find a way to tighten the new spark plug, however. Most of my tools are in las vegas, tho hard to find stuff is here in the boonies, since its easier to find things in vegas than here in AZ. The winds also twisted one of our data poles, and rotated some dishes, so yesterday i spent most of the day repairing storm damage. Yesterday evening there were more thunderstorms, winds did not seem to cause any damage, but several radios need to be re-booted due (i guess) to electrical blinking. The rain let up for a few minutes, i managed to tighten the spark plug with vice grips, it actually started and ran for about 30 seconds before dying. *sigh*
August 4, 2004
July 27, 2004 Another delight for the woman, especially during a massage, as the number of hands on her increases, she should be encouraged to stop feeling the individual hands touching her, and experience her own body. It was great, and the sex continued all day (it seemed) but i wore myself down so much that last night (Monday) i missed the birthday party for Victor Drai, the owner of Drai's restaurant. Backtracking in time, wednesday night, late... Nothing happining at Drai's, so i headed back to the Bellagio, and one of the truly beautiful women of the world was sitting at the bar in CARAMEL. She is a ballerina and acrobat in the Cirq de Sole' production "Zumzanity." We had a conversation during which accurately assessed me as a "dirty old man" a term i have not heard since i was a dirty young man. At this point, i was bird-dogged by a hairdresser in town for a convention, and he was able to take advantage all my hard work. He certainly did not waste any time getting his hands on her, and after i watched them for a while i decided to call it a night. Thursday, friday, saturday getting humped on the dance floor by many lovely ladies, but i feel sometimes i have been reduced to a mere photo op, they pose for a picture, then run away instantly. Tomorrow i am planning to drive back to Arizona to continue deployment of our wireless internet hot spots. Phase one of the project involves about 20 hot spots, 10 are operational at this time, i hope to get the rest working during August. Our goal is a hundred subscribers by the end of August. July 19, 2004 Of course the big hole where that nice lady shoved her cigar into my arm is still there. I love that shirt. In spite of the lack of the magic blue shirt, i had a spectacular weekend of dancing, talked myself into some sleep last night. Thursday, Friday, and saturday nights, Caramel. Light. Drai's. For those men who love women as i do, a trip to drai's is a MUST DO on any vegas visit. I have not eaten in the restaurant, but whether you go to the club after midnight, or the restaurant, the fantastic million dollar collection of original paintings of beautiful women makes the trip worthwhile. The nightclub is also decorated by some of the most beautiful women in the world. VIP's bring their wives/girlfriends/rentals to show them off. Some women are so beautiful that men forget to love them. Several of them were At drai's. this weekend. i found myself worshiping each until i recovered from the stunning blast of seeing her for the first time. don't worry guys, its just DNA's way of protecting females, males are a throwaway item, "women and children first" is genetic, not cultural. more and more frequently, groups of very lovely ladies will shriek like teenyboppers at a Beatles concert when i enter a club, then all start dancing with me at once. I love all females, but i try to love them one at a time. Once a girl sees you shift your attention to another, you have lost her. please, ladies, one at a time. That said, a chain of hotties coming off you front and back is a very strong image. The search for a wife continues. Paris Hilton is still at the top of the list, critics of paris take note, she is PLAYING THE PART of a ditzy rich girl. This girl's got the DNA of the brains that built respected empires. I expect her to be the next Lucille Ball. When the time is right, she can simply buy a network, instead of wasting her time giving presentations to lame programming executives. Another interesting addition to the list of possible wives is CHARO (Maria Rosario Pilar Martinez Molina Baeza) although i don't know if she is single. We danced at the VIEW and i recall she thought i was pretty hot stuff. It turns out she is older tham me by exactly 30 days! Charo is the hottest 62 year old woman on earth.
July 12, 2004 July
11, 2004 Another phenomenon is appearing again, the "zeke effect," in which so many guys move in on the girls surrounding me, leaving no room for me to operate, and chasing the girls away. On the subject, i also get blocking moves from dates, a perfectly natural dance response, and from other dancers, which if they are really interested in getting that girl, can be highly counterproductive when done too early. At DRAIS friday night i had just cracked a really beautiful lady, and he scooted in from across the room. my next time around the floor, i got her motor going again, and he was there. On rare occasions its personal security for dance partner or her husband/bf-whatever. VEGAS Traffic: had a clear right turn lane into bellagio automobile entrance., and a lady (actually, i seem to remember yelling something like "stupid cunt" after) began her run across the street. If i had been in the WorkMobile instead of the zekemobile, i would not have been able to stop in time. Statistically significant numbers of drivers would have been impared/distracted and run her over. better signage is the quick fix, re-timing light better, re-grading right turn lanes to pass under the sidewalk makes the best sense (two lanes please.) This will clear northbound traffic abundantly, plus trade the danger of pedestrian accidents with the threat of crazies scaling the fence and jumping into the now sunken right turn ramp. Pedestrians and cars do not mix well, and i truly expect the future to see the pedestrian levels on the strip to grow and merge, the value of retail foot traffic provides the payment mechanism for construction. Tonight is Pole-A-Palooza 2, a pole dancing contest at LIGHT. I hope i survive to tell you about it. July 8, 2004 A solid weekend of dancing and beautiful women. Although we sleep together, the Arizona Babe and i frequently go out separately. Light continues to amaze me with the great sounds and great people... friends, if you only go to one dance club in your life... make it LIGHT. Since the divorce, i find myself spending more time talking to the beautiful ladies i meet while dancing. I had some fears that the ladies would not come dance with me when i stopped wearing the wedding ring (the ring is gone, but the tan line will be there a few more months.. *laugh*) On the contrary, it just keeps getting better. Plan on going to light tonight... thursdays are a good night, usually easier to get in than weekends, too.
July 1, 2004 The 5.7 motorola canopy system is performing beautifully, but the older neighborhoods and houses in pecan orchards are hard to reach due to the tree growth. Motoroly is releasing a 900 MHz system that claims 10 miles through trees... and 70 miles line of sight. the wireless internet revolution will be bigger than what happened with dialup. If there is not a Zeke's Wireless operator in your town, and you are interested in creating productive, interesting jobs, please call me 800-732-2675. The European countries get one thing that the USA misses in it's corporate tinkering... Although a return on investment is critical to the health and growth of a corporation, corporations in europe know that they exist to create meaningful jobs. In america the corporations are controlled by the controllers, fittingly enough, at least semantically. But Bean Counters Spoil the Soup. Cause sooner or later there wil be .0007 of a bean in each bowl, because nobody will notice the difference from .0011, and it will increase the bottom line by 200 K per annum... please don't let that happen to YOUR corporation. Fortunately, the vacuum in job creation is filled in the USA by entrepreneurs, wish i could spell that, but the Bill fixed it for me. Thanks Mr. G. It's official, i am now single. And in a town where the median duration of a celebrity marriage is counted in days, even hours, i am habbpy with the 15 years of happiness Mrs. Zeke gave me. Now the task of finding a replacement, the audition process could kill me, i better get over to my MD. My corporations all have a fiscal year beginning today, so i guess making a Physical Year start the same time would make it easy to remember. (yesterday, 6/30/04) Even though i had driven all day, i couldn't wait to get to the dance venues. I drove the zekemobile to bellagio valet, and stopped to say hi at Caramel, and was really surprised at the number of lovely ladies, it seemed like somebody lit off a roman hottie candle in the room, and it shot beautiful ladies all over the room. After caramel, a visit to the new FIX restaurant... wow... spectacular design. Another reason Las Vegas has become the center of world nightlife. Did not try the food yet... The EX fixed something with sausage (wonder if she even consiously considered thje symbolism of slicing up a sausage for our first post-divorce meal. Talked to two lovely ladies that had just eaten... between them they had 7 doggie bags, so i guess the quantities of food at fix are generous. The cost of the ingredients in food is a small part of your restaurant bill anyhow... You are paying for the talents of hundreds of people. As long as the bean counters can be kept at bay. The made me PROMISE to be a light tonight... hoping to get a little rest this afternoon, then direct to light. I worry about making promises to ladies, it got poor peter parker in a lot of trouble in Spiderman 2. Ladies hate being stood up.!!! After FIX, Margaritaville, then Carnival court. Excellent crowds in both places... More beautiful ladies... Las Vegas is Babe Central this weekend. And i am on the market again. I am sorry paris already found a bf before i made this public, but i wish her every happiness. Paris is a very intelligent lady, and her relaty shows are making her wise. She could be the next Lucille Ball, with the advantage of having her own cash instead of wasting time in meetings rich assholes and, worse, bean counters. Went to drais after... about 2 am still empty... wednesday crouds about 3:30 or 4, management informed me... too late for me after 8 hours driving, EX commented that it was very early for me. I wore the Orange and black disco shirt. I don't how wardrobe finds this stuff... probably mid-70's.. huge collars. turns out i was wearing that same shirt for two photos on the "light website. http://lightlv.com then photo page, then june 6th, several ladies told me they recognized me by the shirt.. thanks for reading.
June 24, 2004 Sunday evening was a special event at light, rocker TOMMY LEE, who a few years back gave us some great video of his then wife pamela anderson, did a live mix set that had the ladies in the audience going nuts. I hope we will get more opportunities to see him in action. Sunday nights at light are mostly locals, and generally some special event. after light, went to drai's, but was pretty tired, and went home early (4 am.) Monday was the plane ride back to arizona, i volunteered to get bumped, and got $310 in flight coupons, and was re-routed through LA. Sat next to a beautiful irish girl that was the "cat wrangler" in charge of herding Jack Nicholson and other celebs around vegas for the cinevegas film festival what a beautiful, together lady. Almost made me sad that the flight was over. At lax paid $1.29 each for single macdonalds cheeseburgers... hey ronald, what happened to the dollar menu? On the flight to tucson, was beside an attractive but untogether lady. God, i love women. Added more hot spots, one at the Safford airport, also, yesterday, turned up the furthest southerly customer, on mourning dove lane. adding customers as fast as i can, still a backlog of new customers. problems with service last night, one of our customar's kids had downloaded a "free" music service and managed to get scumware on their computer. it was sending out spam and using all available bandwidth. the result was congestion on our entire network, i need to get QOS management in place. today, heading to phoenix, have run out of outdoor cat 5 cable and also the local dealer is out of satellite dishes, which we convert for use with the canopy radios. motorola sells a dish for $150, but we can buy satellite dishes for $30 and convert them. June 20, 2004 Went through the "take your shoes off" stuff twice, because i drove directly from the new Swift Trail Access point to the airport, had plenty of time to catch my flight, but rushed through leaving the car, and left three tools in my pockets. The security guys were both polite, but the both looked at me with a "haven't you been on a plane in the last three years" kind of question on their mind. I f you buy a last minute ticket, or a one-way... you get lots of screening points and will probably get the shoe treatment. Yup... first airplane ride in a hella long time. Prefer places we can drive to, tho i have had more near misses on automobile trips than on plane rides. Plane rides, only one that i know of, light plane headed for the left wing, pilot executed a 12 degree roll, and the plane flew under the wing. Auto trips... even to costco almost once a week incidents... the most common being red light runners. Green does not mean go after a red light, it means, "Check that cross traffic has stopped, then proceed." Vegas Traffic: Turn signals are your way of helping other drivers be courteous to you, i almost always lose zero time letting someone get in line in front of me in strip traffic. back to the plane ride, One of the holding loops gave us a view of the grand canyon and i had been lucky enought to get third row window seat, and a great view. As we approached vegas, i saw the biggest anvil cloud of my life. It grew bigger as we got closer. Then the flight deck advised us to expect a delay due to thunderstorm in vegas. Highly unusual a single large anvil cloud over vegas, not a squall line with many clouds boiling up as normal. possibly a local storm caused by the profligate water usage in vegas. Thursday evening visited green door, nothing much going on at the early hours we go, continues constant upgrades of the interior, hot tub very hot and bubbly. A very relaxing visit. Friday afternoon shopping at costco and the vegas outlet mall, then dancing at carnival court, margarativille, light and drai's, got home saturday morning at 9.
June 14, 2004 Being separated from Mrs. Zeke, and not having LIGHT and other dance venues are the only downside of working in Arizona. It's hot and sunny in the day, but the starry nights are cool and beautiful. The only real entertainment here is the movies.. last night i saw Harry Potter 3 (ugh) and Shrek 2 (great,) also saw Troy last week and loved it. June 10, 2004 Motorola Canopy Subscriber Modules that are less than two miles from the Access Point still require the reflector dishes because of high jitter numbers. I may want to experiment with 5.2 modules. I do not want to use 2.4 as it is reputed to knock out 802.11 services.
June 9, 2004 June 3, 2004
She wore three items 2 shoes, one dress... the silky red number... nothing else. It was an absolute jaw dropper. Bellagio has added a sushi bar, and while she piles on the crab legs, i managed to pack away several delicious varieties. After dinner, we visited tiffany's (mrs zeke is not high maintenance, but she appreciates beauty and quality, and tiffany's is still one of the best) then the atrium, which has the 4th of july show mounted. If you are visiting las vegas, the Bellagio atrium is an absolute must see. June 2, 2004 we have a food store on the corner called rainbow foods, lately it seem everything i buy there is defective... especially bread. their prices are good, but if you can't eat it... oh well. i guess if i were not so lazy i would have got some real food in the house just had a call from mrs zeke, she was in kingman, returning from the grand canyon. hopefully she will get some pounds back on me.
June 1, 2004 I have managed to piss off a few VIP's at LIGHT, i must apologize here. The problem is that i simulate intimate contact with the girls that i am dancing with. Guys i am NOT fondling your dates, it's all for show. I am sorry if i made it look too intimate. The girls that want it dirty let me know, and i am happy to oblige, as subscribers to my membership site are well aware. LIGHT has become almost impossible to get into, even thursday and sunday had lines out to the slot machines. Movie Stars, porn stars, million dollar wives, and thousand dollar party girls. It's no wonder its the greatest scene in the world (IMHO.) I love women, and there is so much to love at light.
May 29, 2004 Speaking of energy, the current band at Harrah's Carnival Court is GRAFFITI, a name i expect to see a lot more of in the future. Their new female vocalist is a fusion of Janice Joplin and Aretha Franklin. The energy this lady puts out electrifies the audience, and has sparked an major improvement in the musicianship of the group. Carnival court is an extremely difficult venue, its outdoors, the audio is new and still not completely tweaked, crazed dancers (like zeke) are humping girls on the dance floor, and just the general mayhem of a lively outdoor venue filled with Vegas revelers, yet they are able to maintain a great show, a little ragged at times, but absolutely a must-see if you are in a city when they are playing, make the effort to see them. There is a schedule on their website, http://GraffitiBand.com . This morning after LIGHT i visited a club called "Drais" in the Barbary Coast casino, kitty corner from Bellagio. I park at Bellagio, then walk to the other venues, which are all on the same block. An amazingly heated scene last night... line almost out the door, great music, lots of awesome babes.
May 27, 2004 Also at the event was NORM! the columnist for the Las Vegas Review Journal. I was lucky to shake his hand once a few months ago, but it was just catching him scurrying by in a busy club-night. Tuesday i had a chance to really introduce myself, and talk a few minutes. Be sure to read NORM! frequently if you want to stay abreast of the Vegas scene. I arrived back from Arizona Friday night (21st.) The commute is 8 hours, less time than i spent each week on the trains and subways when i lived on Long Island and worked in manhattan. I spent three hours each morning and evening, 15 hours a week. A small price to pay for having the peace and quiet of the high desert as well as the hustle and bustle (bustles!) of the Ultimate Tourist Destination. Have been dancing every night since i got back... i miss dancing most of all when i am in AZ, in fact the lack of dance venues in Safford AZ was a prime reason for moving our corporate headquarters to las vegas. Ths dancing was excellent, i was still tired Friday night, and off my game, even saturday was a bit lackluster, but starting Sunday its just been a wonderland of beautiful young ladies dancing at distances off 50 to 0 CM from me, no drug is better than the look, touch and small of a truly hot woman, and, for me at least, none more addictive. Yes, i'll probably overdose, but it will take the undertaker three weeks to wipe the smile off my face.
April 4, 2004 It seems a woman can't call herself beautiful unless she's been to LIGHT. Every saturday, the women are more beautiful than the week before, although it's possible that i merely love them more. Maybe it was just my viagra enhanced state. Celebs were roped off in the back... i feel so sorry for them, stuck with only each other. Being fairly non-famous, heh: almost famous... very great and accurate (IMHO) movie, anyhoo: being non-famous i wouldn't know what its like to need that isolation. What's the fun of going to LIGHT and not experiencing all the beautiful people there. Actually, i think this happens with other booths, i see guys standing in front of their booths instead of circulating around the floor. In earlier times, the dancers would all be circulating, but, dancers these days tend to stake out a spot and dance there until they need something off-floor. Especially the ladies these days, it seems.. April 2, 2004 Last night, picked up Mrs. Zeke at the airport. She returned from a ten day east coast trip, visiting kids and grandkids. OOPS! Please don't tell her i told you she is a grandma. She thinks of herself as a hot young number. Guy is talking to his doctor, "Doc, my wife thinks she is a chicken." The Doctor offers to cure her for $500, and the guy says, "Don't do that, Doc, we need the eggs." Wednesday, played poker at the 1 to 3 hold 'em table at the El Cortez, in downtown Vegas. Poker is a great value for your gambling dollar, Mrs Zeke and i both play from time to time, we can make 40 bucks last an hour or so. Earlier in the week i bought a poker playing book, and i tried some of whaty i learned from the book... i was very pleasantly rewarded when i followed the book, but ended up piddling away the money by "limping in" with bad hands. Following Poker (about 11 PM) headed to the strip and got a little dancing time. Carnival court was rocking and laughing with "COOKIE JARR" a one man (plus synth) act that always wows the crowd. Then to Jimmy Buffets Margaritaville, it was later, and there was a crowd on the dance floor (no dance floor till 10 pm there) started dancing with three amazingly hot college girls on spring break, and ended up at "VENUS" a small ultra-hip club atop the Venetion. Last time i was there, the layout was annoying to me... no focus to the room... no longer! They have moved the dance floor to the center of the room, and added an methyl methacrylate (plexiglass ™) dance floor, with lights underneath. Like in Saturday Night Fever, The movie. No big animations going on under the floor, but its great to see a room with that feature, i am sure it will get better and better over time. The three dancing hotties, and a wallflower hotty friend, were mixing it up good in the club, and certainly danced me to the extreme. God, i love women so much.
The Arizona Highway department has purchased our building in arizona, and soon we must begin moving 12 years of accumulated junk to other places. They are coming to talk about the project next wednesday... i hope they don't plan to renege on their offer to help us move.
March 7. 2004 LIGHT was packed again. There were a few bachelorette parties, and an amazingly beautiful soon-to-be-bride started dancing with me. What a ride. Let me add a tiny bit here about alcohol poisoning... this lovely lady was one drink away from becoming a vomitous mess, a burden to her friends. Most recreational drugs have a dosage curve, and the results of passing the peak can be no fun, even deadly. IM HO the bartender, or whoever is dispensing your particular drug, is responsible for optimal dosage, but usually its up to you to dose yourself properly. The particular lady that that was dancing with me was already a little over the line, and happily, was switched to drinking bottled water by her girlfriends, so she was able to continue having fun. Lots of other beautiful ladies to dance with... stayed till mclosing.
February 26, 2004 At phoenix, north on I-17 and a little jog to Wickenburg, then up through the Johsua tree forest to Kingman, a dash across FLAT desert into the canyon ridge, across hoover dam, and into the city of light. Paris, in vegas is just another casino. You start seeing the vegas skyglow as soon as you leave the photon puddle of kingman, sometimes you see contrails of the Vegas Airport Traffic. The rains of last night, showed first as dark clouds in the west, released its first droplets as i neared the turn from Sahara Ave onto Maryland.
February 23, 2004 I found an updated list of the people at the Saturday night bash at LIGHT, again from NORM.
February 21, 2004 Caramel, was having a private party, in celebration of the 2 year anniversary of the two clubs opening. TV crews were outside the entrance shooting interviews with the celebrities in attendance. Over at LIGHT, even the celebrities were three deep at the VIP rope, the crowd at the main rope went all the way back to the slot machines. By some miracle i was noticed, and let in. It was still pretty early when i went in, the dance floor was still 90% hotties, the back section of the dance floor was roped off for the private party invitees. I have no idea who all was there, read NORM, he is my source for what is happening in vegas. On that track, i Strongly recommend the LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL, one of the best damn newspapers i have ever seen; somehow they get it about going online with great content. Advertisers shown along and among content. The business model that has supported journalism for centuries. Paris Hilton took over the front entrance to the dance floor and danced for a long time. I did not recognize her with the beautiful down-to-her-waist blonde hair extensions. I danced with (or more accurately near) her for 20 minutes or so. What a beautiful woman... I hear her daddy has money, If you are paris's dad, please click my paypal link and send me some money. I think paypal has a $20,000 limit, i am not sure if that is a per day/week/month... whatever. In return i'll be pleased to give her some dancing instruction. Paris, Darlin', it's not that you can't move your body, but dancing is the human mating ritual. Standing alone and dancing is just the opening movement....the solo part is temporary, marriage, or whatever terms you choose for pair bonding, is the natural state of existence of humans. And dance is the invitation to true love, the only expression of that invitation for the millennia before we had spoken language. The dance floor is where you should pick the father for your children. And from a career point of view, audiences want to see boy-girl interaction, from the Bolshoi to the Bellagio to the Bigscreen. You are already on your way to real stardom, you are smart, beautiful, and talented. Ihope you will expand your dancing talents. Guys, some of you miss the idea here.... If you want a girl from the dance floor, don't sneak up behind her and start humping. Get in her sight line and show her your moves. As a side note to this, I notice in the black culture that many guys just stand there looking cool, not dancing till a lady gives them the eye/movement clues that she wants. That system would never work for a geeky guy like me. In either case, however, the idea is to catch her eye, remember girls WANT to dance... it's hard-wired into them. If you get a reaction, try to pick up some of her movement and incorporate it into what you are doing.
February 4, 2004 Actually, last saturday i visited 4 venues. Carnival Court, in the courtyard
just outside Harrah's; Tequila Joe's, in the front of the Imperial Palace;
Margaritaville; and LIGHT in the Bellagio. |
The famous
blue shirt, with it's magical powers, has become damaged, the beautiful
stitching around the edges was frayed open... possibly in the washing machine. I
am sure its my own fault for not adjusting the machine properly. Anyone skilled
in sewing could probably redo the stitch, it looks like a machine overlock.