March 10, 2005 Thursday
Starting to make more phone calls looking for work, i applied for a job as gardener
at the new WYNN resort here in vegas. What a perfect job, mostly mindless stuff
like trimming hedges. I find simple mechanical tasks very enjoyable, when it involves
being outdoors around beautiful plants ith value increases exponentially.
Donno who will answer the tech and sales calls for my Internet Service, but that is
easily hired out, having my brain free to roam should be very liberating, if i
get the job, i expect my creative output to improve.
If the gardening thing does not pan out, I truly want to find some work in
lighting design. If i do get the job, ill only have enough spare time
for dancing and art.
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March 7, 2005 Monday
Great weekend, saturday was the Third Birthday of LIGHT (the greatest disco
in the world, at least in MY world) Wall to wall celebrities in the back
third of the dance floor/booths. Thursday and friday were ok, but i hit my
stride dancing on saturday.
Then Sunday came along. Sunday is my best night for dance partners, because
Sunday is local's night, and there are regulars. I finally felt healthy, and
pulled out all the stops (probably trying to impress the celebs across the
rope.) The lades ate it up. A really hot bunch was sitting along the half wall
behind the VIP seating and being very vocal. I donno if i said this lately, but
i do this for the LOVE, and they were sending me squeals of love. HOORAY!
Over the course of the evening three or four ladies actually shouted "I
LOVE YOU" in my ear.
But the most amazing of all was what happened at drai's. The most beautiful
young lady in the place looked EXACTLY like a very important girlfriend from 30
years ago. Apparently she also had a genetic predisposition to be attracted to
me, she was dancing with me most of the night. She said she lives in Las Vegas,
so i dearly hope i will see her again.
| March 4, 2005
Last night (Thursday) visited a club called FORTY DEUCE, as in 42nd street,
the southern boundary of Times Square, In New York City. At one time, 42nd
street was lined with Vaudeville Theatres, some of which became Burlesque
Houses. That's what Forty Deuce is, except that it is a whiskey bar instead of a
theatre. A live trio, drums, standup bass, and slinky saxophone, play for an
ecdysiast.
It's great to see the art of stripping is still alive. Someone asked what's
the difference between a strip tease dancer and a topless dancer. My opinion: In
a stripper's performance, it is the process of removing fashion items, and not
the end result that is celebrated. I got there early, and only stayed for the
first dancer, she could have been a young Natale Wood, very beautiful face, and
a good vocabulary of facial expression. She could use some dance lessons... but
then i am just trying to become her teacher. The crowd seemed to be ready for
fun, between shows, patrons are permitted to use the stage to strut their
stuff. Because the club is inside a casino, exactly how much stuff can be
shown is somewhat limited, but that didn't dampen the festivities at all. I get
the feeling some of the guys brought their wives/girlfriends there to show them
off to other men. I have never been in a place with such an overtone of
sexuality. Much sexier than the "swingers" clubs because it's not
stated, it's just, well, there somehow..
| February 28, 2005
Adding another "uncut" movie (nerds #5) to the member section.
Yeaterday watched "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" here
is a movie that looks better on DVD than in the theatre. Its all about the
visuals, here is a movie that is a comic book brought to life. The muted color
effects really work in the video medium.
| February (why can't TV newsreaders pronounce that?) FEB' RUE Airy 24, 2005
Oh... My... God... I am watching the trivia subtitles on "PULP FICTION"
the new deluxe edition {insert purchase link here) has a trivia/film201
caption track. I just learned that i once hit on Uma Therman's Mom. I also worked
directly for Michal Shamberg, one of the producers, on a 1974
production. So i have two links to the film. The fact that i think i
am John Travolta (on the dance floor) does not count.
February 26, 2005
Actually i am not sure if it was Uma Therman's mom or not, it was Dr. Tim's
wife, he was giving a lecture at the Electric Circus, in manhattan, I had
created a decoration for the Christmas tree, about 60 C-7.5 Blinking Christmas
tree bulbs, wired in series/parallel, in such a way that the lights had an
organic pattern, these were wrapped together in a single ball about 8" in
diameter, and was the only lighting on a large pine tree behind Leary's head.
During the lecture, i stood with his wife in the balcony. As i recall, she
looked a bit like Uma in the eyes and forehead.
Only two more days left in the month, but the money ran out a week ago. The
PORNSITE has been accepting Visa Cards since early February and so far has had a
total of 12 signups, 5 of which are presently active and slated for renewal. If
you have always wanted to help out poor starving zeke, but were too tight to
just click one of the paypal, Amazon, or iKobo link, go subscribe to the Society
of Incredible Nerds website.
| February 20, 2005 (Sunday night)
There was a quick month. Even a birthday in there. God, the Dialup Business
sucks. I am attempting to hold the $19.95 price line by bundling SlipStream
accellerator (it really works!) rebranded as Zeke's Warpweb, as well as a
postini protected pop3 box, with ssl telnet (using PUTTY.EXE.)
To compete on price, we added a $14.95 dialup only, which includes tech support,
the unbundled $9.95 without tech support is a problem, cause i can't say no to a
customer needing help. Sadly, the customer that uses $200 of tech support time
then quits, since it was not an internet problem, but an interface
problem. Some people simply cant type or can't read, the first making it
impossible, and the second making it difficult, tho once you figure out that
they can't read (often because the can't see well), they can be guided by
positional hints.
Finally went to see my doctor about feeling so tired, coughing, etc. She took
one look at my throat, and wrote CIPRO, this weekend much Better. Birthday
Weekend, FEB 14, yep i am a little valentine, could Barely Stay out. Monday, my
actual birthday, was bedridden. What is this shit! Everybody from the POPE to
Michael Jackson is getting it. My best friend LUI got it and his father got it.
His father died from it: he called it Bin Laden's Disease. Birthday Monday i was
so sick i blew off an important money guy. darn. (on the phone with him now, he
understands.
Poor michael... his innocence was stolen away from him as a child, and he has
been trying to get it back. With his money, he should be able to find
over-age-18 actors to play those parts for him. He is innocent by motive, even
tho guilty by deed. If you are on the jury, please forget you read this.
Friday night was like somebody replaced the caps in my power supply. Stayed
out till 7:30 or so sat morning. Not at 100%, but able to mix it with several
very hot women. Several were supurb dancers, also.
Sadly, the evening was marred by two JJ's (Jealous Jerks,) one at the
beginning of the evening, my second partner, and one at the end. Both grabbed
the girl by the wrist and JERKED (hence the term) the girl away.
The first girl of the evening presented her derriere and i couldn't resist an
nice on-tempo spanking. Great ass, i guess you could say i got into it, my hand
was starting to get sore, and i guess her backside was, too. She split (she even
hid behind her friends and avoided eye contact... Maybe she came. The second was
literally waiting for her to fininh. She backed into me, but i separated
after a while and started doing my "THREE_INCH_RULE" dance moves.
Running my hand over her body from head to knees (my own knees don't let me doo
too much toe-grabbing these days) always maintaining a three-inch clearance. She
was really getting off on it, and the crowd was going nuts. Then suddenly
her date came and jerked her away. I felt sorry for her, but no harm done.
The second was a much more serious matter. I danced off and on with a really
hot little brown-skinned roller. At lease i guess it was ecstasy, i don't really
know... but she was totally spaced. Toward dawn, she suddenly came to me and
asked for water, i turned to get some from a table, and she walked 2 ft down the
room, still asking for water, i took her to the bar, and was about to order a
($7) bottle of water when the JJ, he said he was her brother, jerked her away. I
actually grabbed her back because i knew she needed water so bad, but he would
not leave her alone. And we separated... I donno if she ever got her drink of
water, i hope so. I saw them leave. Her and her GF being literally DRAGGED out
by this asshole.
As most of you know, i am in favor of legalizing prostitution, mostly because
it will reduce the incidence
of slavery. Single girls are taking a very large risk at the after
hours clubs, especially if they are undocumented or for some other reason afraid
to call police.
| January 28, 2005
Last night there were very low clouds that reflected the light of the strip
back into the balcony of PURE night club, creating a strange not-day, not
night... soft light everywhere. I visited pure first... then light and finally
drais, but again i get tired early, i left bellagio north valet at 3:32 and i am
writing this at 4:03 (PST.)
Funny i said it was dark (meaning doors not open, and tonight it was light in
a very special way.)
Paris Hilton: if you ever get to work on your club, i hope you will call
me... It needs a lot of changes, but its not hopeless... it is in a very nice
place, but not a club... I can't put my finger on exactly the problems... but it
still looks like all the disco/club stuff was a last minute change or an
afterthought. We need to get your club in shape, if you marry me i'll help you
with it, no charge.
| January 27, 2005
Got out last night. Light, pure (it was dark) Margaritaville... love the band
there... never enough ladies *laugh* and back to light.
HDTV data overload:. directors must become aware of data rate limitations
when producing for HDTV digital transmission. Unlike analog, which has a fixed
temporal data stream, bandwidth limited to resolution in a single frame, digital
transmission has a very high resolution temporally limited by data rate. The
result is a pixillation effect in high information rate scenes. Just as
directors learned to pan slowly with 24 FPS film, (and, for that matter 18 fps
silent film before that) they must now plan scenes to limit the data rates on
things like blowing grass, fire, pans. and while i am driveling about HD,
makeup departments need to scale back to the reality of digital intermediate
workflow. Onscreen theatrical resolution has imbroved to the point that makeup
becomes distracting.
| January 26, 2005
Stayed in Thursday (1/20) but got out all three weekend nights. Still not up to
full energy level, but at least i was in the clubs. Friday Light then pure, then
Drai's Saturday made my first stop at PURE nightclub in Caesars Palace. This is
a 36,000 square foot club that holds 2000+ people. It was packed friday and
saturday night. Saturday visited LIGHT after PURE, but was too tired for drais.
Sunday is locals night at LIGHT, and it was full of hot local ladies. I wish one
of them would get over their shyness and marry me, i need a wife soon, i am
running out of clean underwear. Actually if i married Paris Hilton, i imagine
she would wash the red sheets with my undies, and i would have pink jockey
shorts.
| January 15, 2005
Still suffering from the cold i picked up last week. Everybody i talk to got it,
It's what killed my friend LUI's dad. I didn't go out dancing thursday, and you
know i have to feel pretty bad (or have a really great sweetie lined up) to miss
a night dancing. Last night i was at least able to get out, even though i came
back in early. Started out at caramel, and right away i could feel my lack of
spunk, just bopped around for a few minutes, then on up to LIGHT, where by
weakened condition was overcome by the pulchritude of the females on the dance
floor.
Stayed an hour or so at light, and, after a Milky Way "Midnight" candy
bar, and some power aid from the general store near the Bellagio elevators,
walked over to Caesar's Palace, to check out PURE, the new club there. I had no
luck getting in for new year's eve, and was not sure if i would succeed last
night. I hung around outside for what seemed like an eternity, and finally
someone recognized me. The place is BEAUTIFUL inside, main dance floor with live
rapper/DJ, and an upstairs patio with house. The patio has a spectacular strip
view . Cold as, well, Vegas on a winter night, several radiant heaters going
full blast, so you could stay warm enough to survive. When spring arrives, thats
gonna be a HOPPING place. The only downside for me was how crowded it was, they
might want to consider taking out some VIP seating to expand the dance floor. I
imagine you could get 5-8 ppl standing for each VIP spot. (for concerts, 3:1
ratio of standing:seated capacity, but VIP boots have tables and oversized
seats.) Of course the guys probably all love that you have to
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze past the lovely ladies to get anywhere.
After PURE walked across trhe street to DRAI's, but stayed a very short time
because my battery was drained.
| January 10, 2005
Went to the AVN show thursday and friday, dancing friday, saturday and sunday
night. Saturday night the 8th brought home porn star Julie Lansing from the AVN
show and did an hour of tape with her. If you guys ever go on my adult site you
will see my tapes are not what you usually see, mostly talk, massage, etc. As i
write this i am transferring Julie's movie to the hard drive. She is such a
sweety, i gave her a phone call a few minutes ago to make sure she got home
safely. I have not posted anything from her session yet, but ill get her up as
soon as i can... If you like long legs, you are gonna love her as much as i do.
After the taping, i dropped Julie back at the hotel, and proceeded directly
to the Bellagio and thence to LIGHT. Unfortunately, the activity (yes i DID have
pretty strenuous sex with her) aggravated the cracked rib i go new years eve, I
stayed till about 3AM at light, but i left DRAI's quite early saturday night
(actually sunday morning) because the pain was getting to me. Sunday night still
some pain but had a
fantastic time at light, some VERY hot ladies dancing with me. Several girls are
familiar with me, Sunday is locals night, so they have seen and even danced with
me before. I had a great time, but the pain got worse, and i didn't go to drais
at all.
Called my friend LUI. His father just passed
away at age 95. What a wonderful guy "Captain" was, i will miss him.
We had plans to go to China soon and shoot a movie based on a true story from
Captain's life (he saved many Chinese ships during WW2 by poling them up
the Yaloo River.)
Oh, crud, i am watching NERDS #2 and the audio got WAAAAY out of sync, like
about six seconds. I made several copies of the DVD and gave them to potential
distributors at the show, this is gonna hurt. I SWEAR i looked at the video
before i dubbed it, but somehow it has slipped. Well, easy enough to fix.
another collector's item, i made about 15 copies for that version.
| January 6, 2005
Today is the start of the AVN (AdultVideoNews) Trade Show here in vegas. Last
night i selected several still frames from the 5 Society-of-Incredible-Nerds.com
movies that i have shot so far, and printed them on business cards to be
given out at the show. My goals for the show are to lease the masters to a
traditional DVD distribution Company, to get the rights to some classic porn
movies,, and line up more talent for future productions. Usually i take a
photographer and get shots of myself with babes at the show, but today i will
just be trying to do business.
| January 4, 2005
Happy New Year.
Managed to get in to a pretty Lame New Year's Eve Party at CURVE
in the ALADDIN hotel. The party was hosted by Anna Nicole Smith, who
remained quite aloof, she is not much to look at in person, but i must say she
photographs very well. Curve is not my favorite club..... it's just laid out
funny, and a bit hard to find, you have to go through the High Rollers Area to
get there. Supposedly this is the club that Paris Hilton is going to host. Stayed for the countdown, missed the fireworks, and left a short time
afterward.
While walking from the Aladdin to DRAI's, was body-slammed into a wall by some
drunk kid, managed to get a good solid punch to his gut and a shoe to the groin
before i was held back by onlookers. Not a cop in sight. I absolutely do NOT
recommend being on the Las Vegas Strip for new years. A cop later told me they
are totally overwhelmed by violent jerks on new years eve. STAY IN THE CASINOS
on New Year's Eve.
Continued to DRAI'S, but did not stay there very long, my energy level was low,
and my chest was hurting... (It still is, probably a cracked rib,.) Went on to
LIGHT, then Caramel, both in the bellagio.
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