Why, you may ask, would a disco god like me be interested in Paris Hilton, well it's not about sex, she is a bit too scrawny to my taste... Her fortune is interesting, and my financial condition is certainly in need of repair, but that is not the appeal.

No, it goes beyond that, she is a genuinely interesting person, the fruit  does not fall far from the tree, and the genius that created her family fortune is in her genes.

I think Paris Hilton could be the next Lucille Ball; creative, funny, smart, and she is already giving herself the best education about American culture.

    

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